My Porsche Chronicles, part 2

Porsche’s lineup now includes a line of SUVs, starting with the Cayenne, and now with the Macan.

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When I first learned that Porsche was going to get into the SUV business, it certainly took me by surprise. i remember cringing! Of course, the Panamera sedan has been introduced as well. Now I’ve driven a Panamera Turbo, and I will tell you it is an incredibly impressive car, performance-wise. However, it might be one of the ugliest sedans I’ve ever seen. Anybody who says his car looks good really needs to get their eyes checked. The back end looks like it belongs on another car entirely. Or not on any car at all. Also, the way Porsche designs their interiors nowadays, I feel that they use way too many buttons. The buttons all look so similar. I can’t see how one would ever get used to all of these buttons easily at all. I would imagine that many owners don’t use 95% of them often enough to get used to them. Nevertheless, Porsche’s foray into the SUV and sedan world have proven to be quite successful as they’ve certainly accounted for a very large portion of Porsche’s annual profit. We certainly see them all over the place, but these vehicles are being bought by people who want something a little bit more sporty than their garden-variety sedan and SUV choices, and of course, carry Porsche emblems on them. They a likely far from being purists.

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I find that with Porsche’s current sports car lineup, there’s just far too many variants of every model. If you go on Porsche’s website and try to configure a car, there seems to be a hundred different variations of the 911 that you can configure. It gets a little confusing, and certainly makes the higher level models less special because they look so much like their garden-variety versions. Only when you get to the very special versions of the 911 do they get more differentiated, such as with a GT3 RS and models of that nature.

Just like any manufacturer, Porsche needs to remain highly profitable to stay in business. Unfortunately, when a brand is trying to become more mainstream, they can very easily lose some of the magic that made them special in the 1st place. It’s a fine line – stay special, or become mainstream. Porsche is dangerously close to being mainstream, if they aren’t already.

I’d like to see Porsche start to streamline their line-up a bit. I see no issue with continuing on with the 911 moniker, as it’s such a storied model that really has defined Porsche. I also don’t have a problem with them keeping a similar design theme going forward, but they really should try to differentiate each generation just a tad more. I’d like to be able to look at a 911 and easily identify what era is from, and I don’t find I’m able to do so with the last few generations of the car.

I did get to drive a Boxster S, I forgot what year it was, but found it to be quite a satisfying little car. It’s very nicely packaged, and that’s what gives this car its magic. It doesn’t have an overabundance of power, but the power level is very nicely matched up with its handling and braking capabilities. It’s a fun little car that really reminds one of cars from the past that were more minimalist. There are far too many manufacturers nowadays that just put more powerful engines in their cars and call it a day, not elevating braking and handling levels to go along with the power upgrades. They really are missing the mark. An example of this would be earlier Mercedes AMG variants, or more currently, the Dodge Hellcat.

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Minimalist cars that are nicely packaged are cars like a Mazda Miata. It’s a very nicely balanced, and that’s what makes it so much fun. It certainly will not win any power awards, but it’s a very fun car to drive just because of how nicely packaged it is. Another car from my past that would fall into this segment would be something like a Toyota MR2.

I just don’t want to see Porsche lose its way and become a brand that becomes over-diluted and loses its magic.

So even though I spent 12 years selling Ferraris, Porsche was the first exotic brand that really got my juices going!

My Porsche Chronicles, part 1

When I was growing up in the 1980s, the sports cars that I more commonly saw were Camaros, Trans Ams, and Mustangs. I grew up in a middle class neighborhood, so exotic cars were not around very often. I would get pretty excited any time I would ever see a Porsche, even more so a Ferrari or Lamborghini. Heck, we would even get excited at the sighting of a Corvette, as they were fairly rare in our neck of the woods.

The first quasi-exotic car brand that I formed a love relationship with was Porsche. In my neighborhood, we would see one every once in awhile and I became very fond of them. I had a newspaper route as a kid, and I remember one of the houses had a Porsche 924 in the driveway, which was a newer model at the time. Now we all know that the 924 was nothing exceptional in terms of performance, but it was still a cool car to see. Cars can be exotic just by being the only one of its kind in the surrounding neighborhood. The era that I am talking about is predominantly the 1980s. The model of Porsche that really got me going was the almighty 911 Turbo, but I also had quite a fondness for the 928. The 928 was not a Porsche purists’ car, but are still cool none the less. It was fairly futuristic looking, nothing at all like a 911, and unusual to see. I must admit I’ve never gotten to drive a 928, but I’m still curious to this day to do so.

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In high school, I had a buddy who ended up buying a used 944. This was the very first Porsche I ever got to drive. The thing I remember about this car was how well it handled. Power was nothing to write home about, although certainly better than the average car. This car’s real strength was the way it handled. In fact, I remember reading in one of the car magazines of the day a road test for the best handling car in the world, and the 944 won.

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The 911 Turbo, starting in the late 1970s, to me, was an incredibly muscular looking car. The way it’s rear fenders flared out and the addition of the whale tail just give it a menacing look. Anytime you read about a 911 Turbo, you would always read about how its rear end would exhibit a pendulum effect when one lifted off of the throttle mid-curve. If a driver was not highly skilled, it was not uncommon for the car to go off the road, back end first. I never did get to drive this era of a 911 Turbo, although I did finally get to drive one in 2006. 2006 was the second to last year of the air-cooled motors, and it also had all-wheel-drive – which helped immensely in keeping the back end in check. If I recall correctly, it produced 400 horsepower. That was a ton of power for its day, and I was blown away by how well the car performed. Just getting to drive it was an absolute dream.

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One thing I thoroughly enjoyed during my career as a Ferrari salesperson was the fact that so many people valued my opinion on their other brands of cars that they owned. I would often get asked to drive somebody’s car just so they can get my opinion on it. This was a request I don’t think I ever denied. Later on, I got to drive a 911 Turbo S – the first variation that incorporated the PDK dual-clutch transmission. This thing was an absolute rocket ship with its all wheel drive but it felt a little clinical. It didn’t really invoke a whole lot of passion. Also, in this era of Porsches, the turbos were not different enough from the garden-variety non-turbo 911 cosmetically. A lot of this has to do with the “whale tail”. Once they got into active aerodynamics, the tails they produced would pop up at higher speeds. To me, it lost the aggression that the earlier 911 Turbos possessed. It was as if they were trying to minimize it, or conceal it. I felt that they should have kept it as something prominent because it really differentiated the Turbo from the rest of the 911s. The only tails that I find carry on this tradition today would belong to something like a GT3, or the last generation GT2 – something that’s fixed and prominent.

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The holy grail for me in the Porsche world was getting to drive a Carrera GT. Sadly, this model has become associated with the death of Paul Walker, as this is what he died in. I will tell you that it’s the most exhilarating Porsche I have ever driven. Having gotten to drive a Ferrari Enzo prior to driving this Carrera GT, I got to feel how the most raw form of a manufacturer’s car could feel. The Carrera GT was Porsche’s Ferrari Enzo. It was just as raw and untamed as the Enzo, but done in a Porsche fashion. The clutch was especially tricky as it was ceramic. I read quite a bit about the clutch and the launch procedure prior to ever getting to drive one, and learned that you were not supposed to give it throttle when trying to take off from a standing start. When one is used to driving a manual transmission, one is very used to doing the exact opposite of that. It was quite difficult for your brain to to allow you to do what you needed to do to not stall the car. I was able to get it going, I think the second try or maybe even the first. I just adhered to what I had read and got off the line rather easily. You could hear all the pebbles kicking up inside the wheel wells. You could hear all the mechanical noises coming out of the engine bay. It was a very raw exotic car driving experience. And the thing was brutally fast! It was the type of car that you had no business carrying a cell phone with you. You do not need any distractions whatsoever in a car like this. Just because one had the money to buy ones didn’t necessarily mean they were qualified to drive it. I cannot tell you how many Ferraris are sold to customers who were really buying them for status symbols rather than for the performance machines that they are. They think they can just hop in the car and drive one on a casual basis while sending their friends text messages or talking on the phone. The reality is that these cars require your full attention. They were far too easy to drive fast. This Carrera GT was such a car. It definitely required your full attention, or you could find yourself in some serious trouble very quickly.

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There was a time where Carrera GT’s could be bought for relatively little money considering what level of car they were, and how much they sold for when new. In today’s automotive market though, prices of more special cars have gone through the roof. They really have become unattainable for so many people where not that long ago, they were somewhat attainable. I think the bubble will have to burst at some point because it just can’t keep going in this direction. It’s not sustainable. So having said that, perhaps a Carrera GT may one day be attainable again.

 

The Road to Becoming an Enthusiast

My earliest memories of starting to become a car enthusiast were from a very young age, where I remember having a purple velvet “Crown Royale” bag where I used to keep all of my dinkies (that’s what I used to call them), which I guess would now be referred to as Hot Wheels. I had those orange plastic tracks to put together. These little toy cars were always with me.

I started reading car magazines in my teen years. I would read Car and Driver, Motor Trend, and Road & Track each and every month. I would read about the cars that interested me, which were not only limited to exotics. I could also appreciate cars that excelled in particular areas, like fuel economy, as an example. My favorite part of any story was the data sheet, which would have all of a car’s specifications, as well as the times achieved in the testing procedures. All of that information would just stay with me – I wish my memory now was half as good as it was! I would start to get antsy when the new issues were supposed to hit news stands. Why I didn’t subscribe back then escapes me. I kept every issue I ever bought. I still read these 3 magazines now.

I would also go to the auto show every year, often going on a weekday when the doors first opened, so I would be able to take pictures without too many people around the cars. These were the days before memory cards and electronic cameras, when cameras had actual film in them! Of course, you couldn’t just view a picture on the spot, and delete it if you didn’t like it. You had to actually bring the rolls of film in to get developed, and just hope that most of them turned out. I am pretty sure I still have all or most of the pictures I have taken over the years.

I could not wait to reach legal driving age (16 where I grew up). My plan was to get my license the instant I became of age, which is exactly what I did. The year was 1983. The first car I had access to driving was my mother’s 1976 Pontiac Acadian (same as a Chevy Chevette). What a piece of crap it was, but at least I had something to drive. My first car was a 1981 Camaro Z-28, in light blue, with a 4-speed manual transmission, which I got in 1985, when I was 18. Horsepower was rated at something like 190bhp. Amazing how many economy cars today surpass that number with 4-cylinder motors 1/3rd the size! Nevertheless, it was a very cool car to have, especially at that age. I would store it in my parents’ garage in the winter. For the nasty weather, I had a winter beater. When I say winter beater, I really mean it. I went through so many $500 cars that I would drive until they died. They were disposable. I didn’t care, as long as I have my cool sports car for the summer.

I had a buddy in high school, who had an older brother that was a Corvette freak. His particular year of choice was 1980, and he was on a country-wide search to find one in immaculate condition, with a manual transmission. He ended up finding a car on the other side of the country, in a beautiful red. Once I saw it, I fell in love with that body style. It had a low front end that looked like it was sniffing the ground – pretty aggressive looking. He told me of a ’80 that was local, with exceptionally low mileage, with the optional L-82 motor in it. He told me that it was unusual in that it was black with a blue interior. It had an automatic transmission. One day, I was looking through the classified ads, and came across a listing that matched the ‘Vette that he had told me about. I went to see it, and low and behold, it was that car! I was in love! And in black, it looked like the Batmobile. I had to find a way to get it. At this point, I had owned the Z-28 for 3 years. I put it up for sale, and ended up getting almost as much as I had originally paid for it. I then borrowed money from my parents to buy that ’80 Vette. It was such a cool car to have. I kept it for 10 years before I decided I had to sell it. It was all so that I could pick up and move to another city to look for a “real” job. With that car as well, I ended up getting most of my money back.

In those days, according to the car magazines, the hot cars of the day were the Ferrari 308/328, Testarossa, Lamborghini Countach, and the Porshe 911 Turbo. For whatever reason, the Porsche appealed to me the most. I really liked it’s aggressive stance, with the ultra-wide rear fenders and the infamous whale tail. I would go crazy any time I ever just saw one parked or driving down the street. In that era, Porsche had released pictures of the 959 (which was initially called the “Gruppe B”). That car really blew me away! I also loved the 1985 Ferrari 288 GTO, and then the F40 (2 cars I got to drive later on in life).

I remember the “Choices” posters, where you had a silhouette of a car, and then the silhouette of a wine bottle, and I believe a musical instrument. Also had the Alpine stereo poster that featured the Lamborghini Countach – easily the wildest looking car of its time. I had it right next to my Heather Locklear poster! You remember the one, where she was wearing a pink bikini? I remember going to a local exotic car dealer, where they had a Countach parked in the showroom. I went to see it with a girl I knew from high school. Of course, I had my camera with me. I started taking some pictures, when the salesman came out and said “Wait a minute….” thinking the next words out his mouth would be “you can’t be in here”, or “you can’t be taking pictures of that!” Instead, he went on to say, “let me get the key so you can take pictures from inside of it.” I couldn’t freaking believe it! I got to sit inside of a Countach, and my friend took a picture of me in it for proof. I was on cloud 9…..

If you were to see my high school graduating year book, almost all of the entries written by my friends referred to Porsches in some way. It’s funny how I look back on that, and realize the path that I ended up on in relation to cars…..

Formula 1 racing – Improving breeds

I know many car enthusiasts who do not follow any form of racing at all. In the mid to late ’80s, I started to follow Formula 1 racing, which I believe is the highest level of car racing on the planet today. I have not missed a Formula 1 race to this day. I have attended about 10 races live. I believe anyone who calls themselves a car enthusiast should see at least 1 race in their lifetime.

But why should an enthusiast care about such a form of racing, when the cars look nothing like the cars we are able to buy?

Even though Formula 1 cars do not look anything like road cars, they are rolling laboratories for a manufacturer. They are given a set of rules to follow, and then proceed to design the absolute fastest race car they possibly can. The technology utilized does eventually trickle down to the cars we drive on the road. Also, winning a Formula 1 World Championship is like winning a gold medal in the Olympics – it is certainly a badge of honor for a manufacturer to be able to say they are the Formula 1 World Champs, and unlike the Olympics, they have the opportunity every year.

There are some historical brands competing in the series right now, Ferrari being the most storied. Mercedes also has a team (and are the current World Champions), as does Lotus and McLaren. Other teams exist that showcase a manufacturer’s engine, such as Red Bull, Williams, etc. Teams do come and go, going mainly because of cost and/or lack of success. The sport is incredibly competitive, so when a team dominates it to such a degree where they have won a Championship 2 or more years in a row, it is truly something special. Ferrari has been in the game from the beginning, which, I believe, is a massive contributor to the legendary status their road-going cars enjoy today.

Formula 1 also attracts the very best drivers in the world. Their salaries reflect this. Many start at very young ages, in karts, and they work their way up through different series, hoping to someday get to Formula 1. It’s a very elite club, as currently, there are only 21 drivers competing. Think about that – 21 drivers from all over the world.

I suppose what attracts me to Formula 1 is getting to see the most advanced race cars in the world, with the very best drivers driving them. They drive on tracks all over the world, and only road courses – no ovals. To me, Formula 1 is the NFL of football, or the NHL of hockey.

Of course, in the USA, NASCAR racing is incredibly popular. People can relate to these race cars more simply because they are meant to resemble road going cars.Their level of technology, though, is rather basic. Manufacturers will involve themselves in NASCAR more to advertise their brand rather than utilize any technology for their road cars. NASCAR truly echoes the well-known saying of “win on Sunday, sell on Monday”. Personally, I do not follow NASCAR, but more power to anyone that does.

If you have never seen a race, put it on your Bucket List!

About me

I am a little late to the party. The blogging party, that is. When I first heard of the term “blogging”, I simply didn’t like the word itself, I thought it sounded silly. So I never really looked much into it. Too bad for me, because it is the perfect platform for sharing what I am passionate about.

I’ll be right up front when I say that I am a car fanatic. Always have been. From as far back as I can remember. So a good portion of what I will write about will be car-related, however I do not wish to limit myself, as I feel I have a lot more in me that I would love to share. So I will write about whatever inspires me.

In the car world, I feel I have a fairly unique perspective. I have been reading car magazines going as far back as the mid ’80s –  Road & Track, Car and Driver, and Motor Trend being my favorites. I was able to recite horsepower figures, zero to sixty times, engine displacements and configurations, prices, etc. But so what? Many car enthusiasts do exactly the same. I used to hound the local exotic car dealers, hoping to collect some cool brochures and get some nice pictures. Again, so what? What is so unique about me?

I worked at an authorized Ferrari dealership for 12 years. And then an Aston Martin dealership after that. I have had the opportunity to drive so many of the cars I have dreamed about, the cars that so many enthusiasts just hope to get to see in person. Not only drive on public roads, but on the track. The resume of cars I have gotten to drive is quite extensive, which I will share as I start to develop this site.

I like to believe that I am able to put words together in an interesting way. Interesting enough for you to want to read. My writing style is that of as if you were sitting in front of me. I have had many letters published to the editors of the aforementioned car magazines, and can be quite opinionated. I also like to add a dash of cleverness, as I hope I invoke a smile while you are reading my blog.

I really hope you enjoy visiting my blog, and truly hope that you are compelled to come back!